Teach me!

HOW HOW HOW???

I need somebody to teach me how to manage this blog laa...

1) I want my blog to have a calender.
2) I want this blog to show the recent comments

Tell me how to do the html code thinggie...GRRHHGG or any other way to do it.

Btw, commenters please select "other" when you want to submit your comment, and type your name on the box there. The other box you can leave it blank. thanks ya!